Application from Standout Jobs

Does anyone think this guy would be a good fit with b5media?

Hello. I’ve read your job opportunity for “Online Sales Executive” and would like to speak with you further. I have a decent sales background, mostly with schools and childcare centers, however… am I intriguing you yet? I’d like to say that I write fairly well and punctuate with character! (The background that I have is in acting… in shows for children… improvised shows.)So, tell me what is it that you need me to do for your company, give me your model plan; I’ll work with it and make it my own and deliver a sales platform that will be phenominal (providing the price is right… kidding (that’s negotiable!)) Well I won’t work for a can of beans and a latte. :-) I’ve learned to adapt to different types of people (MANY different types of people;) giving me skills that could become an asset to b5media.com!Given the opportunity, I would love to become a part-time sales representative for b5media. I am currently involved in my own endeavors too: I have a couple websites (nothing fancy… yet) and am starting a theatre company to encompass four acting groups… (nothing fancy… yet either.) I have a bit of free time and I’d like to get on the phone and start marketing for b5media.I do not have strong ad agency connections in the NYC market. I do however have skills and drive that could get people to buy advertising (providing I know all your data (statistics and stuff) on the phone, I can e-mail information, mail packets of information, etc… Remember though; I adapt well…)Oh - AM I HUNGRY ? ? ? ! ! ! GIMME THE LISTS and LETS MAKE US SOME MONEY!!!…!!!By the way, did you see the passion in this letter? :-)Artistically,CW
more to come… Huh? Ya gotta read my resume… duh…RESUME:Now let’s see…hmm… (I’m thinking, can you tell?) A resume contatins information about the person. I’m choosing, per what I saw on standoutjobs.com, what I want you to know… (so far!) HaHa again. I’m creative and personal too. I’d like to say that I am the most creative person that you’ll come accross in your entire lifetime. No, I’m not one of those crazed-artistic-types. Yes, I’m one of those fantastic-artistic-types!! I do have alot of… love for the arts and am starting to fall in love with money. I think I’m going to ask money to marry me on Tuesday. HaHa. Uhem.  I didn’t catch your name on the standoutjobs site, but I did look at the ‘About Us’ section on b5media.com’s site and saw a few names… Hi Jeremy Wright! (Crazy how some look like they’d be a CEO… and some do not. Kidding) How are you Salim? (Nice smile. Have you heard of Laser vision Correction? You wouldn’t have the burden of glasses or contacts.) Darren, Darren, Darren. Why are you not the VP yet? Still training… how long has it been? :-) I’m kidding Darren… I don’t know. This is my first visit to b5media’s site. It seems very nicely put together though. Shai, VP Community… Cool. Your picture actually reflects a bit of the directness that you’d need to keep the sanity between the b5 communities. Chad. Would you be my supervisor? Please! :-) Kidding - NO FOR REAL! Hi Aaron. So what kind of emotion can you get from technology? Can you get them to remember their lines? Does technology have a problem with memory? You look like a theatre director in your picture. Hi Brian Layman, Code Ninja… HMM… Hee-ya! … Ya! ya-ya … HEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAA! Hi Support Ninja; Corey Shaffer. Have they given you your bottle yet this morning? Kidding. How’s that degree coming along? Christina, it’s very nice to make your acquaintance. I like behind the scenes sometimes too, Christina… more drama… and comedy too, for that matter. Darcie, next time you have your picture taken… (ask me (after I’m hired) what you should do differently for your picture.) Hi Gabrielle. Gabrielle… Is that a sinister look? Oh no… it’s an “I’m-shy-don’t-take-my-pictures-look.” Laura, nice of you to be with them, I’m sure. Lee. YO! Wassup man? When you support, do you have to wear support hose or did I see you last week on yahoo with pantyhose? WOAH! I’m kidding people!!! Goodness! Mr. WPN… Where are your num(b)chucks? What are your cat’s names? Hi wife. Look at the (b) in num(b)chucks… looks like a chubby guy with a big nose… not you Mark… the smiley. HAHAHA… I hope you all are having a lovely day. I’m surely tryin’! :-) Artistically and all that other stuff, 

CW 

Phone: (xxx)xxx-xxx

Cell: (xxx)xxx-xxxx

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(Just in case I might not have the money to pay the bill here’s another e-mail address…  xxx@xxx (Just in case I don’t have enough money to pay this bill either, here’s one more …  

(It is free: I hope they don’t cancel me… sniffle, sniff, sniffle.) sirs and/or madams (i don’t know who i’m addressing) … if i may… i’d like to have the opportunity with your company to create … my fingers are aching the doctor said i shouldn’t type this much… wait wait… okay there, I cracked them. I’d like the opportunity to create some fantastic things with b5media.com! Have a wonderful day and night and rest of your lives if I don’t hear from you. PS. FOR THE RIGHT PERSON, COULD THIS POSITION BE A TELECOMMUTE/MINIMAL TRAVEL POSITION?