The Tanning Salon

With summer slowly approaching, I thought I’d get a head start and hit a tanning bed. If you’ve ever been to a tanning salon, you know the drill is that you go into the bed in your birthday suit, and you put lotion all over your body before you get in. While going through this ritual yesterday, I looked up and noticed that the walls don’t go right up to the ceiling. Which means, that anyone in the salon can enter the room next to me, get up on the chair that sits right next to the wall, and take a peak.

None of this would really bother me, as most tanning salon goers are female, and I can beat up just about any of them, however, this salon is right next to the local late-night “massage parlour” and there always seems to be a number of men waiting in the lobby…but usually I’m the only customer in there.